I share the house with this really noisy black thing... [Roomba]
It's got nooo respect.. I'm just sitting here minding my own business and it tries to run over my tail! But then I try and play with it and it just turns around and goes the other way.. How rude!
It's so weird.. I think it likes my hair.. I don't get it.. My hair doesn't taste that good (trust me, I've tried it..), but he keeps picking it up and eating it...

